I'll be honest. I'm terrified. I don't like Vegemite (and I've tried it properly with a friend who likes it fixing me a sandwich of it) and I don't like Marmite. Even my friends who like Vegemite don't like Marmite. But here these chips sit. Mocking me.
But what do they taste like?
I picked one without a lot of Marmite flavor on it and mostly tasted chip. Tolerable. A bit like eating weird tasting cardboard I'd imagine. Time to stop mucking about - I'm going to try one that's covered in flavor. It's not as bad as I thought, but it's not nice either. And the chips themselves weirdly disintegrate as you eat them. I'm actually shocked at how not awful these are. But, let's not kid ourselves here - I am never eating them again after this.